Friday, July 22, 2016

7 Gwyneth Paltrow Says Mario



pretty sure it’s a rite of passage, within seconds of meeting Gwyneth Paltrow, to mildly, inadvertently humiliate yourself. You know that moment when you first step outside, emerging from a dark theater after a number of hours inside, and your entire face recoils, overwhelmed briefly by the light? That’s similar to the sensation one feels for the first few moments spent in Gwyneth’s orbit. Gwyneth is an emblem for a specific strain of modern perfection: her smile seems to say, “I ran a half-marathon and cooked an entire macrobiotic Italian feast before you even woke up this morning.” To be in her presence is to dwell on your shortcomings and your















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